sousuke does not fuck around not even for a water gun fight with his friends sousuke yamazaki is 100% confirmed for that kid who took games in class way too seriously
the rest of them have normal sized water guns & he has like a fucking bazooka or something there is no way he didnt order that online for like $60 what the hell hes 5 years old
A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities
Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato
Me: Bless you
Friend: *sneezes five more times*
"how old are you?"
"It’s a secret :3"
"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"
i dont have a good side im just equally ugly all over
when the back of my neck gets tickled
if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u
i’m funnier in real life but also uglier