officialemaskye:

officialemaskye:

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sousuke does not fuck around not even for a water gun fight with his friends sousuke yamazaki is 100% confirmed for that kid who took games in class way too seriously

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the rest of them have normal sized water guns & he has like a fucking bazooka or something there is no way he didnt order that online for like $60 what the hell hes 5 years old

lr-hemmings:

bc everybody deserves a calum on their blogs 

credit to gif owner

it’s hella transparent

A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities
Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato

ladymacbetterthanyou:

djuvre:

spoopy-banana:

memewhore:

banans13:

kissthesecurves:

starvingfartist:

I don’t usually comment on posts but FUN RANDOM DISNEY FACT : before Scar got his Scar (which was given to him by a wildebeest after an incident involving Mufasa) his name was Taka. He requested to be called Scar after this incident because he is a very over-dramatic lion as we already know! The source for this fact is from the Lion King novel series. 

Damn you learn something everyday.

EXCUSE ME THERE IS A LION KING NOVEL SERIES EXCUSE ME EXCUSE MEEEE

Another fun fact: I just looked it up and in Swahili, taka means garbage.

So their parents named them literally “King” and “Garbage” omfg that’s so awful xD

that’s so MEAN NO WONDER GARBAGE WANTED TO KILL HIS FAMILY

it’s like loki and thor all over again

Friend: *sneezes*
Me: Bless you
Friend: *sneezes five more times*
Me: chill

heatoise:

*sees a cat*

me: holy shit

kirbyfucker64:

"how old are you?"

"It’s a secret :3"

"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"

likeigiveabother:

i dont have a good side im just equally ugly all over

hentai1080p:

when the back of my neck gets tickled
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zootedboy:

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

shutupaubrey:

i’m funnier in real life but also uglier